We live in an internet black hole. There is no Comcast here, no Verizon. We use a jetpack to get what internet we can snatch from the air. It’s pretty pathetic, fading in and out, more out than in. And much of the time when it’s in, it’s at the speed of dial up. Remember dial up? That takes you back, doesn’t it? But I have discovered, after much frustration, that mornings are a much better time to try. Jetpacks must be morning creatures.
So tonight, or this morning as the case may be, as I lay in bed staring at the ceiling unable to sleep, I wondered what time “morning” is, in the world of our jetpack. I’d tried getting on at 6:00 pm. No luck. 7:00 pm. No luck. It was now 1:30 am. Is that still night or is it morning?
Well, apparently in the world of our jetpack, it’s morning because I’m now on. And I’m pretty pumped about that. But I still wish I could get to sleep