My family practice doctor found a couple of suspicious moles. She said she could burn them off. Or I could get a second opinion from a dermatologist. I have new insurance coverage with a triple digit deductible so I figured, what the heck, I may as well rack up so more charges and go see a dermatologist.
Today I went to Dr. Derm. While I’m lying on the table he is speaking medicalese to his assistant who is typing it into my record. It all sounds very impressive. Or fatal. I’m not sure, so I ask for an interpretation. He tells me this mole, here, is a (insert medialese) but in any case he’s not seen many of them. Which gets me sitting up to take a look.
Wait one cotton pickin’ minute. That’s not even the mole my doctor was concerned about! I’ve had that funky mole all of my life and it hasn’t changed. Dr. Derm says he could remove the funky mole but if I’ve had it for years, with no change, leave it alone. As for the other moles that concerned my doc, not to worry about them either. Everything looks fine.
Just keep an eye on Funky Mole.
The visit was worth the extra money. And I get to keep all my moles.